(Much of this was created by Adam. Some of it, other people beat him to it...)
Stuff about life, people, the universe... Any Douglas Adams fan knows the true answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything, is 42. For everything else, there this stuff.
(Some of this stuff is also philosophical... Some of it is just funny.)
The Rhetorical Chameleon
Written for a friend and dedicated to all those who have, or have ever
had, an identity crisis.
What's In a Name A puzzling conconction I came up with, based upon what is possibly an urban legend.
ADAM'S CREATIVE WRITING
(Now for the truly entertaining part... well, entertaining if you are sadistic anyway.)
The funny thing is.. I wrote these for a class that the University considered to be Technical Writing! Boy did I pull a fast one on those guys! Here are a few of my favorites:
HamstGen! Yes folks, it's the technical document you have been waiting for all of your life. Learn how to build an electrical generator, using a hamster as the power source! I've actually had people e-mail me asking for more information on this one!
Elevator Instructions! You read that right! This handy-dandy document explains to the technically challenged in-duh-viduals, how to operate a standard passenger elevator! Remember, you saw it here first!
Resume Cover Letter to Microsoft! We all know just how well written, compact, and stable Microsoft products are, so... Hey! Stop laughing! Click on this link and share in my incredible wit; my vast intellect, my... Hey! You're laughing again!
Panasonic XJ2 VCR! Nostalgic for the old style VCR? Miss all those buttons on the front? Miss the clock display?! Re-live the 1980's with this review!
(This was all created by other people, and just archived by Adam. Some of it may not be appropriate for all audiences. Disclaim Disclaim Disclaim.)
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